Shuhaib Shariff

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ROFL: Top 20 jargon-filled job titles

Posted by: shuhaibshariff on: April 8, 2009

In a bizarre attempt to make employees’ roles appear more important, new titles have replaced “dinner ladies” and “call center workers”, a study has found. Top 20 jargon-filled job titles: 1. Beverage Dissemination Officer – Barman 2. Colour Distribution Technician – Painter and Decorator 3. Customer Experience Enhancement Consultant – Shop Assistant 4. Domestic Technician [...]

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The Name is Rajni, Rajinikanth

Posted by: shuhaibshariff on: March 10, 2009

The legend of Rajinikanth : Rajnikanth can delete the Recycle Bin. Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than Death can process them. Rajnikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone. Rajnikanth can drown a fish. When Rajnikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on, he turns the dark off. Brett [...]


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