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Whats New …

In the business of technology, news is so predictable: Apple launches yet another iPhone, FaceBook – a new design, and Yahoo! – a new CEO

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Why Interacting with a Pretty Woman Can Leave Men “Cognitively Impaired”

Movies and television shows are full of scenes where a man tries unsuccessfully to interact with a pretty woman. In many cases, the potential suitor ends up acting foolishly despite his best attempts to impress. It seems like his brain isn’t working quite properly and according to new findings, it may not be.

Researchers have begun to explore the cognitive impairment that men experience before and after interacting with women. A 2009 study demonstrated that after a short interaction with an attractive woman, men experienced a decline in mental performance. A more recent study suggests that this cognitive impairment takes hold even w hen men simply anticipate interacting with a woman who they know very little about.

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The Downside of Django Development

Django is considered by many to a great framework for building scalable web applications … in a relatively short span of time. My company specializes in Python/Django development.

Over the last 4 years I’ve found that there is a BIG downside to using frameworks like Django:
The thing is, we are a reasonable/honest bunch of folks providing development services. Our clients expect us to to charge by the hour.
There is no way Django development allows us to make enough money… the God-damn apps get built too quickly for too little.

Its about time we moved to J2EE development … :-)

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Disco Fighter!

Disco Fighter

Disco Fighter

My darkest SECRET revealed …

For the longest time, I’ve hidden this secret from friends & family.
Its always bothered me but I’ve endured it, thinking things will get better. Unfortunately its only getting worse.
I’m ready to tell you my secret now …
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Footprints

My Experience of Working with People:
Some people leave their footprints in your heart,
Others … YOU want to leave a footprint in their FACE

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WikiLeaks Exposes Details of Obama’s India Trip

Obama and Rajnikanth

Obama and Rajnikanth

The president of the United States of America, arguably the most powerful man in the WORLD shows his respect for the most powerful man in the UNIVERSE… RAJNIKANTH!!!

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Breaking News: Endhiran to be released in ENGLISH

Endhiran” starring Rajnikanth & Aishwarya Rai has created a huge BUZZ worldwide and some analysts believe that Thalaivar’s movie will shatter international box office records.

It is widely believed (in Tamil Nadu) that Endhiran’s box office collections may surpass Avatar‘s collections. James Cameroon has refused to comment on the issue (since the question was asked in TAMIL)

Endhiran will be now released in ENGLISH for AMERICAN viewers. To enable Americans to relate to the movie better, the film’s title has been changed to:
Beauty & the Beast

In a related development, at the Endhiran/Enthiran movie premiere in New Jersey, USA; former US President George Bush has  FINALLY confessed: “There are no weapons of mass destruction in IRAQ … Rajnikanth lives in Chennai

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US President Barack Obama wins Nobel Peace Prize!

US President Barack Obama wins Nobel Peace Prize!
Although I have great respect for Obama, this award seems pre-mature.

Some amusing reactions on Twitter:

1) Obama wins Nobel Peace Prize as US didn’t attack any new country this year under his leadership

2) Aamir Khan will say next week: “Now you know why I don’t believe in awards?!”

3) I nominate my electrician, Mr Nilesh Pandey for the No-Bell award. He’s yet to come and fix the ringer

SMS of the Day – The Indian Revenge!

Received this SMS today:

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Da Briteesh rooled ovar avar kantry phor meni ears ennd dhey destroid avar kalchar. So Wot?
Let ass destroi dher langvage lyke dis. Saind eat tu aal your phrends. Pleage.
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Hmm… emotional atyachar!

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