In a bizarre attempt to make employees’ roles appear more important, new titles have replaced “dinner ladies” and “call center workers”, a study has found.
Top 20 jargon-filled job titles:
1. Beverage Dissemination Officer - Barman
2. Colour Distribution Technician - Painter and Decorator
3. Customer Experience Enhancement Consultant - Shop Assistant
4. Domestic Technician - Housewife
5. Education Centre Nourishment Consultant - Dinner Lady
6. Highway Environmental Hygienist - Road Sweeper
7. Field Nourishment Consultant - Waitress
8. Five a Day Collection Operative - Fruit Picker
9. Front Line Customer Support Facilitator - Call Centre Worker
10. Gastronomical Hygiene Technician - Dish Washer
11. Mass Production Engineer - Factory Worker
12. Media Distribution Officer - Paper Boy
13. Mobile Sustenance Facilitator - Burger Van Worker
14. Mortar Logistics Engineer - Labourer
15. Petroleum Transfer Engineer - Petrol Station Assistant
16. Recycling Operative - Bin Man
17. Sanitation Consultant - Toilet Cleaner
18. Coin Facilitation Engineer - Toll Booth Collector
19. Transparency Enhancement Facilitator - Window Cleaner
20. Vehicle Restoration Engineer - Panel Beater (ANI)
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