In a bizarre attempt to make employees’ roles appear more important, new titles have replaced “dinner ladies” and “call center workers”, a study has found.
Top 20 jargon-filled job titles:
1. Beverage Dissemination Officer – Barman
2. Colour Distribution Technician – Painter and Decorator
3. Customer Experience Enhancement Consultant – Shop Assistant
4. Domestic Technician – Housewife
5. Education Centre Nourishment Consultant – Dinner Lady
6. Highway Environmental Hygienist – Road Sweeper
7. Field Nourishment Consultant – Waitress
8. Five a Day Collection Operative – Fruit Picker
9. Front Line Customer Support Facilitator – Call Centre Worker
10. Gastronomical Hygiene Technician – Dish Washer
11. Mass Production Engineer – Factory Worker
12. Media Distribution Officer – Paper Boy
13. Mobile Sustenance Facilitator – Burger Van Worker
14. Mortar Logistics Engineer – Labourer
15. Petroleum Transfer Engineer – Petrol Station Assistant
16. Recycling Operative – Bin Man
17. Sanitation Consultant – Toilet Cleaner
18. Coin Facilitation Engineer – Toll Booth Collector
19. Transparency Enhancement Facilitator – Window Cleaner
20. Vehicle Restoration Engineer – Panel Beater (ANI)
